Friday, May 4, 2012

World Laughter Day (KL) announcement

We're in New Straits Times today! Join us for




 the World Laughter Day 2012 Celebration this 






Sunday, May 6 at KSL City (12noon-3pm)




Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Teacher:Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am here in the classroom?
(Got it?LOL!)


Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Subject: CAHOOTS

Subject: CAHOOTS-This is so refreshingly punny and funny and brainy.Received this in an email from a good friend AL who has the English language under her belt.So I thought it opportune to share as a post Valentine gift to all.Yes if you are in my part of the world , yesterday was V Day.But if you are still in V day celebrations,Enjoy!
This sharing is mainly for spreading good cheers and humour for all our mental health. LAUGH OUT LOUD!HOHOHAHAHA!!!
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CAHOOTS

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.

You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!
Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely,
love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another....
I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Some real adverts which carry some humour

From an email received meant to serve as humour only.No other intentions.
Enjoy!


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K.Newspapers.


1.FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



2.FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



3.JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


4.WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call ......(lady's name removed)

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Women's Humour

I AM thankful for all of the people I can't stand.
They have shown me exactly who NOT to be.


-From Women's Humour 
SMILE:)

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Jim Carrey at 50: His funniest moments Jim Carrey is 50 today

According to the map we've only gone 


four inches.' An infamous quote there 


from 1990s epic Dumb And Dumber, in 


which Jim Carrey made his mark as a 


funny man of the future.



Today, Jim celebrates his 50th birthday


 and his career has certainly moved more


 than four inches since his Dumb And


 Dumber days. A movie icon of the 


1990s, Carrey has been featured in over 


37 films (that rubbery face has put in a 


lot of work) and smashed the box office


 on numerous occasions. We've taken a 


look back at his brilliant career 


highlights.

Friday, January 6, 2012

What happens when translations go awry?

All abuzz over ‘Ethical Clothing’.


Some extracts to make you smile:

“Clothes that poke eye” is a literal


 translation of pakaian yang menjolok 


mata, which is supposed to mean


 revealing clothes in Bahasa Malaysia.


 Other finds included: “collared shirts 


and tight Malay civet berbutang three”, 


which, in Malay, is berkolar baju 


Melayu cekak musang berbutang tiga.



Baju batik lengan panjang berkolar / 


cekak musang buatan Malaysia


meanwhile is translated as “long-sleeve 


batik shirt with collar / mongoose fight 


made in Malaysia”.
There was also “shine closed”, which 


was translated from kasut bertutup,or 


closed-toe shoes.

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