We're in New Straits Times today! Join us for
the World Laughter Day 2012 Celebration this
Sunday, May 6 at KSL City (12noon-3pm)
LAUGH OUT LOUD
Friday, May 4, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Subject: CAHOOTS
Subject: CAHOOTS-This is so refreshingly punny and funny and brainy.Received this in an email from a good friend AL who has the English language under her belt.So I thought it opportune to share as a post Valentine gift to all.Yes if you are in my part of the world , yesterday was V Day.But if you are still in V day celebrations,Enjoy!
This sharing is mainly for spreading good cheers and humour for all our mental health. LAUGH OUT LOUD!HOHOHAHAHA!!!
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CAHOOTS
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CAHOOTS
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.
PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!
Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely,
love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another....
love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another....
I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Some real adverts which carry some humour
From an email received meant to serve as humour only.No other intentions.
Enjoy!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K.Newspapers.
1.FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
2.FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
3.JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
4.WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call ......(lady's name removed)
Enjoy!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K.Newspapers.
1.FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
2.FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
3.JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
4.WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call ......(lady's name removed)
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Women's Humour
I AM thankful for all of the people I can't stand.
They have shown me exactly who NOT to be.
-From Women's Humour
SMILE:)
They have shown me exactly who NOT to be.
-From Women's Humour
SMILE:)
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Jim Carrey at 50: His funniest moments Jim Carrey is 50 today
According to the map we've only gone
four inches.' An infamous quote there
from 1990s epic Dumb And Dumber, in
which Jim Carrey made his mark as a
funny man of the future.
four inches.' An infamous quote there
from 1990s epic Dumb And Dumber, in
which Jim Carrey made his mark as a
funny man of the future.
Today, Jim celebrates his 50th birthday
and his career has certainly moved more
than four inches since his Dumb And
Dumber days. A movie icon of the
1990s, Carrey has been featured in over
37 films (that rubbery face has put in a
lot of work) and smashed the box office
on numerous occasions. We've taken a
look back at his brilliant career
highlights.
and his career has certainly moved more
than four inches since his Dumb And
Dumber days. A movie icon of the
1990s, Carrey has been featured in over
37 films (that rubbery face has put in a
lot of work) and smashed the box office
on numerous occasions. We've taken a
look back at his brilliant career
highlights.
Friday, January 6, 2012
What happens when translations go awry?
All abuzz over ‘Ethical Clothing’.
Some extracts to make you smile:
“Clothes that poke eye” is a literal
translation of pakaian yang menjolok
mata, which is supposed to mean
revealing clothes in Bahasa Malaysia.
Other finds included: “collared shirts
and tight Malay civet berbutang three”,
which, in Malay, is berkolar baju
Melayu cekak musang berbutang tiga.
translation of pakaian yang menjolok
mata, which is supposed to mean
revealing clothes in Bahasa Malaysia.
Other finds included: “collared shirts
and tight Malay civet berbutang three”,
which, in Malay, is berkolar baju
Melayu cekak musang berbutang tiga.
Baju batik lengan panjang berkolar /
cekak musang buatan Malaysia,
meanwhile is translated as “long-sleeve
batik shirt with collar / mongoose fight
made in Malaysia”.
cekak musang buatan Malaysia,
meanwhile is translated as “long-sleeve
batik shirt with collar / mongoose fight
made in Malaysia”.
There was also “shine closed”, which
was translated from kasut bertutup,or
closed-toe shoes.
was translated from kasut bertutup,or
closed-toe shoes.
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