Subject: CAHOOTS

Subject: CAHOOTS-This is so refreshingly punny and funny and brainy.Received this in an email from a good friend AL who has the English language under her belt.So I thought it opportune to share as a post Valentine gift to all.Yes if you are in my part of the world , yesterday was V Day.But if you are still in V day celebrations,Enjoy!

This sharing is mainly for spreading good cheers and humour for all our mental health. LAUGH OUT LOUD!HOHOHAHAHA!!!
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CAHOOTS

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely,
love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another....

I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

Some real adverts which carry some humour

From an email received meant to serve as humour only.No other intentions.
Enjoy!


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K.Newspapers.


1.FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


2.FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


3.JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


4.WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call ......(lady's name removed)

Women's Humour

I AM thankful for all of the people I can't stand.
They have shown me exactly who NOT to be.


-From Women's Humour 
SMILE:)