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-- Garrison Keillor
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
-- George Burns
-- George Burns
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
-- Josh Billings
-- Josh Billings
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnett
-- David Bissonnett
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner
-- Rita Rudner
The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
-- Henry Ward Beecher
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
-- Janet Coleman
-- Janet Coleman
Life is like an overnight bag. If you try to cram too much into it., something has got to give.
-- Author Unknown
-- Author Unknown
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
-- Roseanne Barr
-- Roseanne Barr
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
-- E.M. Forster
-- E.M. Forster
There's one great advantage to living to 105 - no peer pressure.
-- Author Unknown
-- Author Unknown
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